Tell us why you deserve to win a brand new Peek!

[Peek Forums]

Rules of this contest are simple, post in this thread with at least a sentence or two, and we will judge the responses. Those with the best response will win one a Peek (phone only, service not included, sorry! )! Make us laugh, make us cry, whatever works, as long as your post gets our attention.



Contest Closes December 25, 2008

[normanhart]

I totally deserve a Free Peek. Here's why. I recently placed a personal ad and have gotten many responses but I work alot out of town and I dont have a laptop. The crappy hotels my employer shacks me up in do not even have computers for guests to use. So what ends up happening is all these women think Im not interested because it takes me days to get back to them. In any case I am including my witty personal ad for your consideration of my dilemma.

SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 36, but look 46 and feel 66. You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please.


Now please help me .... I need a Peek.. I have lots of email to answer.
-Norm

[sbriggs17]

I deserve a peek because I was out of work due to knee surgery. Then, I was layed off when I went back to return to work. My cell is too expensive now and I need a cheaper way to communicate with family and friends since my income just got cut. Please consider me it would be nice to be able to keep in touch with my family and friends during the holidays. So, please have a heart and feel sorry for me!! Give me a peak and I'll toss the phone and be able to save some money. Thanks!!

[porovaara]

I deserve to win a free Peek! if only to save humanity. For you see, I am the bringer of undoing. And this universe has gone on too long enough already. Without a Peek! to distract me I will verily commit to my task of exterminating every known bit of matter in this here universe. Fortunately for you guys, I've got something similar to ADD. Frequent email checks and IMs often distract me from my task which was given at birth of destroying this very universe. Also, I think the Peek! is kinda cute.

[joebuerba]

simply..

happy wife = happy life

[markroedel]

My entry, in Haiku form...

Why I need a Peek:
When I can't check my email
I get all twitchy.

[helmar]

OK: True story, first and deepest love lives in NC, I live in DC suburbs - lost contact for 25 plus years . Both our marriages failed. Found her again thru her daughter on Facebook . Turns out her situation is she is tight on funds, phone gets turned on and off monthly . I want, nay, I need , to be in touch with her . There is so much unsaid between us, so much left to be written (stuff that movies are made of, and I am talking about the good movies, not some B movie ) - Words were such a major part of our love - so many said, so many to be said - I have boxes full of them that I have written about and to her.

EMail has proven to be a new medium for me. I see this as an oportunity, renewing our relationship, picking up where we left off, using our Peeks to 'peek' back into our lives together. I would use this Peek for her to stay in touch with me. I would know, at the worst, we are just an email away from each other.

I submit then that Love of the highest order is why I deserve to win a brand new peek!

[milldill]

As a stay-at-home with 2 kids and a techno savvy husband who travels and is on the go, I need a way to keep my life organized. Daily committments include a co-op preschool, elementary school PTA and various charities, like organizing a food drive for the food bank and adopting a family in need for the holidays. To be able to communicate with everyone when needed and not just when at home on my laptop....ahhhh, pure bliss!

[daedalo]

I believe you deserve a new Peek if you have shown, in the opinion of others, extraordinary generosity in your own life, regardless of your financial position.

So in order to confirm that myself or others would be a deserving recipient of a new Peek, we should be prepared to provide thru direct testimony of others who may confirm we are truly deserving.

The giving of a new Peek should reward and encourage a contagion of generosity.

Giving should beget giving.

daedalo

[BB1975]

I deserve a free Peek because when I go out of state to visit and help my Mom she does not have internet (shes 80 ) and my laptop refuses to connect to her phone line.She will not let me fiddle with it much as she believes that it will mess up her entire phone line..anyway when I am there I have no email connection for soemtimes a week.Due to that I am forced to watch Fox news,listen to Rush Limbaugh and a host of other assorted tortures. Not that I want you to get the wrong idea I love my Mom and feel I should help her but if I had a peek I could at least check my email while hiding in the bathroom!

Please help!!!!!!!!!